September272014

Reblog or your mom will die in 928 seconds.

calsgang:

twirliest:

steampoweredplayer:

lollie-pond:

larryismyhallelujah:

thetasrose:

peachy-blisss:

myswagisnice:

I love my mom.

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I am risking nothing

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I AM SORRY FOLLOWERS, I LOVE MY MOMMY

Will not risk.

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sorry followers :(

omg im so glad to se so many people love their mummy

Why’re you being mean to my mum?

goddamn it

Nope. Googled it. 15 minuets. Nope. Not taking any chances

Koop

This has 1.2 million reblogs …
Ps not riskin it

Ffs I hate this post

(via crueltruthcalledhonesty)

1AM

Going Camping Tomorrow!

I’m super excited. I’m ready for some fall hiking. The leaves are just starting to change. The weather is perfect this weekend too! 

September232014

Went on the desktop “family” computer to print off some stuff for school and opened my folder of stuff I’ve saved. There’s stuff from when I was a freshman in high school and pictures with people I don’t even like or talk to because they’re all shitty people. What a nightmare.

September202014

Me when I’m high at Steak ‘n Shake doe

(Source: mcavoys, via astrolis-tutelar)

1AM

I’ve been on this website too long

(Source: tastefullyoffensive, via astrolis-tutelar)

1AM

I’m really faded
I hope I’m making coherent sentences
Sorry to anyone I’m talking to lmfao

12AM
We’re pirates.
Pirates = free doughnuts 
Goodbye.

We’re pirates.
Pirates = free doughnuts
Goodbye.

12AM

High everybody

September162014
September152014

shrimpfur:

Once you start dating someone its like, impossible to insult them

"suck my dick" ok

“bite me” hell yeah

"kiss my ass" sure

It’s so true though.

"Go fuck yourself"
"You already did so I don’t have to"

(via shieldmaiden-of-gondor)

12AM

intensional:

i use the word fuck so excessively i sometimes forget it’s a swear word

(via keepcalmandrideanelephant)

12AM

gallifreyanconsultingdetective:

dianeraeb:

siriuus:

do action movies know they can have more than one female character

Someone should make an action movie with all girls except for one guy and have no explanation or mention of it in the movie and then pay all of the actors to act surprised like they’d never noticed when they get the inevitable storm of questions. 

This one male must have a shower scene, be saved by the protagonist at least once, and fall in love with a lead female.

(via city-swimmer)

12AM
lacigreen:

i can’t tell you how many times i’ve spoken up about harassment only to be told to “learn to take a compliment”.  
since when do “compliments” intrude on my space?  what kind of “compliment” makes a person feel unsafe or threatened?
harassment isn’t a compliment.  know the difference.

lacigreen:

i can’t tell you how many times i’ve spoken up about harassment only to be told to “learn to take a compliment”.  

since when do “compliments” intrude on my space?  what kind of “compliment” makes a person feel unsafe or threatened?

harassment isn’t a compliment.  know the difference.

(via city-swimmer)

12AM

harleyquinn394:

castiel-in-a-sherlocked-tardis:

this is who i strive to be in life

For psychotic villains they’re pretty decent role models

(Source: 1stcomesthefall, via city-swimmer)

12AM
reallylameblog:

asian:

went grocery shopping

Please don’t eat these dogs

reallylameblog:

asian:

went grocery shopping

Please don’t eat these dogs

(via 69cupsoftea)

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