September162014
September152014

shrimpfur:

Once you start dating someone its like, impossible to insult them

"suck my dick" ok

“bite me” hell yeah

"kiss my ass" sure

It’s so true though.

"Go fuck yourself"
"You already did so I don’t have to"

(via shieldmaiden-of-gondor)

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intensional:

i use the word fuck so excessively i sometimes forget it’s a swear word

(via keepcalmandrideanelephant)

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gallifreyanconsultingdetective:

dianeraeb:

siriuus:

do action movies know they can have more than one female character

Someone should make an action movie with all girls except for one guy and have no explanation or mention of it in the movie and then pay all of the actors to act surprised like they’d never noticed when they get the inevitable storm of questions. 

This one male must have a shower scene, be saved by the protagonist at least once, and fall in love with a lead female.

(via city-swimmer)

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lacigreen:

i can’t tell you how many times i’ve spoken up about harassment only to be told to “learn to take a compliment”.  
since when do “compliments” intrude on my space?  what kind of “compliment” makes a person feel unsafe or threatened?
harassment isn’t a compliment.  know the difference.

lacigreen:

i can’t tell you how many times i’ve spoken up about harassment only to be told to “learn to take a compliment”.  

since when do “compliments” intrude on my space?  what kind of “compliment” makes a person feel unsafe or threatened?

harassment isn’t a compliment.  know the difference.

(via city-swimmer)

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harleyquinn394:

castiel-in-a-sherlocked-tardis:

this is who i strive to be in life

For psychotic villains they’re pretty decent role models

(Source: 1stcomesthefall, via city-swimmer)

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reallylameblog:

asian:

went grocery shopping

Please don’t eat these dogs

reallylameblog:

asian:

went grocery shopping

Please don’t eat these dogs

(via 69cupsoftea)

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Anonymous said: So a cop, a racist, and a murderer walk into a bar. And that's just the first guy.

yoisthisracist:

I get this joke.

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everybitalady:

musicequates2life:

en-le-blair:

simple-bluestarsgirl:

hillmarchesbandcorps:

havexheart:

No matter what combination, these are all gold.

francislowe
"white trash dick biscuit"

"tone deaf boner monster"

"pie eating taint biscuit" tho

'Slutty bitch blossom'… That sounds like a compliment to me.

everybitalady:

musicequates2life:

en-le-blair:

simple-bluestarsgirl:

hillmarchesbandcorps:

havexheart:

No matter what combination, these are all gold.

francislowe

"white trash dick biscuit"

"tone deaf boner monster"

"pie eating taint biscuit" tho

'Slutty bitch blossom'… That sounds like a compliment to me.

(via yolobaggins)

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anonymouswisconsinite:

accidentally typing ‘ni’ instead of ‘no’

 image

(Source: aph-wisconsin, via star-lordofficial)

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kalories:

i hate the phrase “life is short” because life is literally the longest thing that any of us will ever experience

(via peche-peachy)

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doyouwannabuildasnowman:

invanity-wetrust:

ticklesthesomething:

geminihoneybee:

olitwist:

toluicacid:

pink-nation-xoxo:

disney-rapunzel-merida-vanellope:

Let’s give a moment to those mothers that can not have a child…

and to the husbands that stick by their wives regardless of wether they can have a child

This was the most realistic Disney movie ever.

yeah the part where the house flies off due to a bunch of balloons was very realistic 



Actually they consulted an architect about how many balloons exactly it would take to do that to a house of that exact size and weight. They calculated that moment using a physics engine and took everything into account. Unless a professional architect as well as all of the physics professors who put their effort into that highly advanced physics engine are wrong, that take off was actually very doable and scientifically accurate.

GET WRECKED SON

It just got better

doyouwannabuildasnowman:

invanity-wetrust:

ticklesthesomething:

geminihoneybee:

olitwist:

toluicacid:

pink-nation-xoxo:

disney-rapunzel-merida-vanellope:

Let’s give a moment to those mothers that can not have a child…

and to the husbands that stick by their wives regardless of wether they can have a child

This was the most realistic Disney movie ever.

yeah the part where the house flies off due to a bunch of balloons was very realistic 

Actually they consulted an architect about how many balloons exactly it would take to do that to a house of that exact size and weight. They calculated that moment using a physics engine and took everything into account. Unless a professional architect as well as all of the physics professors who put their effort into that highly advanced physics engine are wrong, that take off was actually very doable and scientifically accurate.

GET WRECKED SON

It just got better

(via star-lordofficial)

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newcrystalcitysteel:

blackpoquedown:

fucking flawless omg

fucking praise dominos

(Source: iraffiruse, via lovelylittleoctopus)

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